Oh!
Ahhhh!
♪
Ahhhh!
♪
Counterfeit Cat!
Max, why are you sitting in a box?
Because proper cats love sitting in boxes.
Oh. I wish I had a box.
♪ Time to get in your cat box, Max! ♪
Gark, have you seen Max?
♪ We're going on a little trip in his cat box! ♪
Maxxie?
Max?
Go away!
Betty will find me!
If you're hiding in there,
she'll find you sooner or later.
I had a look in the cat box...
and I think they're awesome!
You mean "awesomely scary".
Max, I hate to do this to you,
but which are you more afraid of,
the ♪ cat box ♪ or...
the vacuum cleaner?
Come here, Max!
Whoopsie.
♪ Come here, Maxxie-poo! ♪
Max!
You can't live your life afraid of a cat box
and a vacuum cleaner.
What do you know?!
All proper cats are afraid of them.
Can proper cats do this?!
Maaa...
Brilliant! All you have to do
is unfreeze her at mealtimes
so she can feed us!
Uh uh.
We're going to get rid of these fears for you
and all the cats in the world!
♪
What is it?
A time machine!
You made a time machine out of
the very thing I'm afraid of?
And what's that?!
It's called a "FROG".
Stands for "Fear Retrieval Operation Gizmo".
I made it out of a...
The other thing I hate!
Ugh. Forget it.
I'm just fine having a totally rational fear of...
Hang on!
Hey, guys!
What are they so scared of?
So that's why you cats
got to be scared of vacuum cleaners!
We're learning so much!
Now to remove the fear from...
Whoa!
Oh! And that's why cats are
afraid of cat boxes!
Mystery solved!
I want to go home!
Not until we retrieve all the fear out of them!
"FROG" on!
Huh?
Ta-da!
All the fear is right in here.
Can we get out of here now?!
Get a move on!
And get that thing away from me - now!
- Max! - Ack!
Huh?
You mind telling me, then,
why I am still scared of the cat box?
The effect has to ripple through time, Max.
It's catching up to us.
Yeah. Obvious when you think about it, isn't it?
Hmm...
The park looks... different.
We're not back yet.
I thought it would be fun to see you as a kitten.
Nice!
Actually, I was an awesome kitten.
I don't remember everything being on fire, though.
And the "riding a motorbike" thing
is a bit hazy, too.
♪
Who dares enter the realm of
Vainglorious Max?
Cutter, bring the Maxmobile now.
Hold your horses, you dweeb.
Bring me the Maxmobile...
or reap the punishment of Vainglorious Max!
I think I may have made a small mistake
removing all the cat fear.
♪
Betty! No!
Oh, look what I've done to Betty!
This is all your fault, Gark.
That's what I said!
I guess, when you're not afraid of anything,
you can kind of become a jerk.
That means,
when it catches up to me in the future,
I'm going to become a really big grown-up jerk!
Don't say that, Max.
Don't tell me what to do, you little runt!
Max, I think the jerkiness has started catching up.
I've got to stop this madness now,
before it's too late...
you bumble-head clod!
Ugh! Sorry, sorry!
Hey!
What do you want, fat-head?
"Fat-head"?!
I happen to be you in the future!
Sure hope not.
That would be something to be scared about...
which I'm not.
Cut it out.
That Betty over there, she's mine,
and I want her back.
Hey, Cutter!
Mange-mouth here wants my car-puller!
You want me to pound him?
Are you saying I'm afraid to?
Like I'm afraid of you!
You will be.
Cutter...
get the fear!
I'd better keep an eye on him.
The FROG!
They must have kept it all this time!
That's the answer!
I ain't afraid of no fear!
Not when I've got these babies!
And I ain't afraid of you...
so I guess we've got to decide
who's the most "ain't-afraid".
Unless you're afraid.
- Maybe you are! - Maybe you are!
Maybe you are!
Maybe... You're on!
A challenge to see who's the most ain't-afraid!
Winner gets Betty...
unless you're afraid.
- Maybe you are! - Maybe you are!
Maybe y...
Alright. First fear test:
climbing this sheer rock face
using only your bare claws!
Ooooh, my!
You know who's scared?
Everyone but me.
Oh. Ack!
Oof!
Ow.
Like landing on a big, overstuffed pillow!
Second fear test:
swallowing your own tail...
with...
hot sauce on it!
Wait for it.
Swallow!
Hmm?
Ahh!
Yeah!
Third fear test:
fighting the beast of your opponent's choice!
You're going to have to fight Gark!
Hope you like lasers.
Whatever.
Hope you like yours.
Betty!
You got a problem fighting this bag of bones?
Uh, no!
Halt!
...for I, Gark, have fear!
So?
I mean I have a canister of fear.
If there's one thing I've learned,
it's that there's nothing wrong with
a little healthy fear!
Whoa-oh-oh-oh!
Mommy!
Help me!
Tell you what I'm going to do now...
What's going on?
Look at all you cuties!
Close your eyes, Max!
Come on out, Max.
Gark... what happened?
It's so simple, Max.
When I blasted you with all the fear from the past,
you, as your future self,
became too scared to have gone back in time
to suck the fear out of all those prehistoric cats,
and so they were all scared again,
and then the scaredy-cat ripple effect
caught up with them through the space-time non-continuum
to now, making them all frightened
like their prehistoric ancestors,
and they weren't jerks anymore.
What about now?
I feel so scared!
It's okay!
The ripple should catch up any second now.
Now.
Max... What's the difference
between a banjo and a ukulele?
Ukulele is played by elves.
How do they make toasters?
They reverse the plug on a fridge.
But how many fingers does a horse have?
No one knows.
Horse fingers are inside their hooves.
Please leave.
When you're happy, is it like?
Or is it more of a?
Hmm. It's more like... complete silence!
What accreditation do you need to be a pirate?
Gark, I have a question for you!
Are you able to circumnavigate earth? Like, now?
Ooh! Let's find out!
Yep! And now I have so many new questions!
Why do Djiboutians perfume their homes after meals?
Why is "chipmunk" and "squirrel" the same word in Spanish?
No more questions!
Mexicans... Why...
No more questions!
And, Max...
No more questions!
Why do you like me so much?
Oh. Let's see. I mean, I...
One more question, and I'll explode!
What's that?!
I am Omni,
an all-knowing computer.
Ask me anything, and I must answer.
Where did you come from?
Predictive online ordering.
They know what you want before you do.
Wow!
Live-in servant and cinnamon buns!
Welcome to the family!
Ask it something.
Why is the sky blue?
Blue light waves are shorter than other colors...
Bucket of tuna!
...short wavelengths scatter more,
so the sky looks blue.
It's called "Rayleigh scattering".
Who's Rayleigh?
Lord Rayleigh, or "John-John"...
What? What are you...
That's my ear!
Max, Omni knows everything!
Even stuff you don't know!
Oh, really?
Hey, Omni! What am I think...
"Food."
Lucky guess.
Omni, how fast can a Gorba-beast shape-shift?
Easy!
Gurber-beast?
Uh, a couple of weeks?
The answer is 15 point zero, zero, zero, zero...
Boots, cats, boots, cats!
Boots, boots, cats!
Boots, boots, boots, cats!
Cats and boots! Boots on cats! Cat...
Uh, your long number is super-boring!
Omni's got it all!
Oh, yeah.
A cube with no paws or whiskers that can count?
Whatever.
Come on, Omni!
I have so much to learn from you!
Oh, fishing in a bathtub?
Is that another Omni stroke of genius?
I feel something!
What do I do?
Reel it in steadily.
She's a lively one!
Wow!
Canis Major, Canis Minor,
Capricornus, Carina...
Uh, you forgot a constellation!
"Cornafroitis", the...
uh, guy eating...
corn.
What's really next, Omni?
Centaurus.
Omni, why do I like you so much?
Because I enjoy seeing you happy.
Hmph!
Hey, Gark!
Why not take a walk and think of
the most important question to ask Omni?
Ooh! I'll think of
the most important question ever!
Alright, you.
Where's your off switch?
I have none.
Ouch!
How did you do that?
It was gravity, combined with your clumsiness.
Oh, insults?
Okay, we're doing this.
Ow!
Watch it! You could damage my purebred features!
You're not purebred.
You're actually one-sixteenth beaver.
What? No!
That's just a filthy rumor.
A rolling cube?!
Melt, you witch!
Ow!
"I'm Omni. I'm a cube with no paws,
or whiskers, or fur."
No fur! That's it!
Omni, you have to answer every question, right?
Affirmative. That means "yes".
I know what it means!
So... what is the shape
of a bald cat's hairball?
That's an impossible question.
Aha! Come on!
Impossible question.
Answer it!
Impossible question! Can't be answered...
Did my paradoxical Zen question destroy you?
I have it! The perfect question!
Yeah... About that...
Um, bit of bad news, I'm afraid.
No! It's a question whose answer
will change my life forever!
Yeah... Well, the thing is...
Omni, what is my destiny?
"Omni, what is my destiny?"
Uh, your destiny is...
Actually, it's not good to know that. Sorry.
But you have to answer!
Please!
I really need to know!
Well, okay. Your destiny...
is to be Max's live-in servant
and do whatever he wants.
That's my destiny?
Omni knows all!
Now I command you to never question your destiny again!
And where's that creme brulee?
You didn't ask for creme brulee!
Less creme, more brulee.
Sometimes, when I'm sad...
I peel.
Yuck!
Time for your elevensies, Master Max.
Ugh!
Are you weeping laughy tears or laughing weepy tears?
Both!
It's my happy destiny to serve you.
I can't enjoy my food while you're laugh-weeping.
Just 'cause I'm eating
doesn't mean I'm enjoying it!
Gark! I had the worst dream!
I was being a really bad friend!
Where is that lazy servant?
Oh, come on! Chin up!
Let's get ice cream!
Betty left her purse.
I think I understand how money works.
Yes, I do!
No eat ice cream.
"No eat ice cream"? What?
You don't mean that!
Gark... Gark!
Gark, listen.
I have something to tell you.
I'll go get my listening stool.
Look, I kind of accidentally destroyed Omni
and pretended to be her.
It was a very clever impression.
"Hello. I'm Omni."
Good, right?
You what?!
Um... I command you to forgive me?
You stole my chance to learn my destiny?
Yeah, but we'll figure out how to bring Omni back
and ask her.
Maybe she just needs a jumpstart!
I am Omni.
Oh. That was easy.
Omni! Are you okay?
My function is restored.
Awaiting your question.
What is... my destiny?
Your destiny is to save the universe.
That's a bit of alright!
Simply place me on your head.
Okay!
Sure that's a good idea?
Fine, do what you like!
But I'm taking note in my "bad idea journal".
Max...?
Gark...?
Gark is merely the vessel through which
I will rule the universe!
I knew this was a bad idea!
See?
You can do nothing.
I traveled light years to get to Gark.
I rolled through an ocean.
Do you know how high underwater mountains are?
No! And I don't care!
Before I fulfill my destiny, you must be punished.
Oof.
I hope you're ready for a catfight!
Prepare for an onslaught of my otherworldly powers.
You think a little nakedness is going to stop me?
♪
Everything's fuchsia - my least favorite color!
Oh, no!
Enough fun.
Time to destroy you!
Jelly arms!
What?
Your jelly arms!
Maybe it's 'cause you've suddenly got a box
on your head, but I never noticed how fun they are!
Ah, that's it!
You asked me the other day why I... Ow! like you,
and I... I didn't... Ow! have an answer,
but I like your jelly arms!
So? I'll... I'll still destroy you!
Don't like that, do you, Omni?
Well, guess what?
Gark, you're also very punctual!
Stop talking!
Thanks, Max!
Gark! Yes!
You hold my hand at the vet!
And you're an amazing servant!
Sometimes you let me play you like the bagpipes!
And you think I'm the greatest!
I really like that.
And you save me both corner seats
on the couch!
I love the corner seats!
Sorry you don't know what your destiny is.
I'll find out some day.
Saving me was way better!
Should we stop Omni?
Fools! You'll never catch me!
Let's water the roof plants first.